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Why ships are actually cool

by boaty mcboatface ~ “Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster?” No it's bloody not, it’s the “Maersk Alabama”, fully laden with containers…

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An ode to the Tits at my kitchen window

by lucy hicks beach ~ Lockdown has got me into Tits. Sadly, no, this period of time hasn’t been the lesbian awakening TikTok promised me, but I have found a…

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Wasting my twenties

by maisie ringer ~ Things to think about to prevent me from aimlessly wasting my twenties Your twenties are, undoubtedly, a new chapter. No longer are you the gangly, greasy…

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Are resolutions really necessary this year?

by maddie millington-drake ~ This year I didn’t want to make any New Year resolutions. But the inevitable rolled around and on New Year’s Eve my brother asked what mine…

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Child bereavement – 20:20 vision of what not to say

by zoe bassett ~ 2020 has been quite the year. Aside from all of 2020’s antics, it’s the 20th anniversary of my dad’s death. It’s more of a celebration than…

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Life: a quick guide

by ed jennings ~ Welcome to life, congratulations on joining our high-performance team! To help with your onboarding please read the below as a quick guide on what is expected…

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An open letter to parents, thanks for having us back

by howard west ~ In such a scary time I am very lucky, Covid-19 has given me the chance, much to the distress of my parents, to escape the city…

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A summer of lost side profiles

by maisie ringer ~ I’m sprawled on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling, listening to ‘Not Nineteen Forever’ by The Courteneers with a single tear of self-pity carving its…

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Ever wish your life was a coming-of-age movie?

by becky stormer ~ Sometimes I wonder whether it’s healthy to become so engrossed in a TV series or film. There’s something so satisfying yet so scary about the effects…

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